Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I understand Curling. That high.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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