i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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