Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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