When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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