The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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