I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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