Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Drake has all the answers
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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