last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This is the high leading the old right now
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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