it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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