Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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