I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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