id be glad to
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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