I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we made out on top of his cat.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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