I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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