i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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