goodnight i made you a song goodbye
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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