If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
