Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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