I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Someone signed my nipple.
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