Soap is not a condiment
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
