I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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