I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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