Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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