He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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