I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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