Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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