I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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