So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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