Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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