Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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