Yo dont text me then not text me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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