My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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