PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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