How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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