This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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