he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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