just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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