I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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