why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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