Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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