People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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