Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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