So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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