Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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