just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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