You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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