Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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