So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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