Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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