on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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